OK. it’s time for the Neon Babylon’s CMA (Civility My Ass!) 4th of July Expletive Explosion! You down? Great! Let’s cuss some fucking ReTrumplicans! And remember—Civility? My Ass!
Our first Eff-You goes to retiring Supreme Anthony Kennedy, who’s quitting his current day job on July 31. Why the end of July? Why not, say, the end of September, when it would then be impossible for the Senate to confirm a new justice before the election, thereby avoiding boatloads of contentious and unnecessary controversy? Good question. Is the judge that eager to get out to his favorite Montana trout stream? Hell no! He’s quitting now because he wants Dum Dum and Bitch McConnell to have plenty of time to pick his detestable replacement before the election. What else can we deduce? It’s painfully obvious. Judge Kennedy is a sad sack, no good, ReTrumplican POS, pure and simple. Eff you, Judge Asskiss. Oh, by the way, there’s a lovely sidebar to Kennedy’s story that isn’t getting the ink it deserves, but it’s a thing. The one banker in the early 2000s who would loan Trump serious money, as in at least a billion bucks, was his main man at Deutschebank, Justin Kennedy—who just happens to be Justice Kennedy’s eldest son. For real. You can’t make this shit up. Can this greasy fucking administration get any greasier or more stenchy? Trump was toxic, and no bank would even fart at him, except Deutschebank and the bleeping son of Judge Bleepig Kennedy, who greased TrumpCo with millions. The swamp is now Tahoe-sized.
Next Eff-You goes to the dishonorable Trey Gowdy, ultra pissy fuckadoodle from the Embarrassment State of South Carolina. Gowdy was seen in committee last week telling FBI honcho Rod Rosenstein to enjoin Robert Mueller to “get this thing the hell wrapped up.” Oh, really? Gowdy, you recall, was the kingpin of that ridiculous Benghazi batshit, a Republican circle jerk that went on for 24 months and didn’t come up with dick. As in zero. Nada. Zilch. A complete waste of money and time, all for one simple reason—to harass Hillary. So Trey, feel free to fellate yourself. Often. And then piss off.
By comparison, Mueller’s probe has racked up five guilty pleas, 20-plus indictments, and a whole bunch of flailing tweets from a “president” who is obviously so guilty of everything that he might as well be Al Fucking Capone. And one thing’s for sure—more Mueller fun to come!
Finally, George Will went full DeNiro on Trump this week when he described him as a “Vesuvius of mendacities.” Top notch!