Best actor: Tom Wilkinson (In the Bedroom)
Honorable mentions: Russell Crowe (A Beautiful Mind), Billy Bob Thornton (The Man Who Wasn’t There), Ewan McGregor (Moulin Rouge), Gene Hackman (The Royal Tenenbaums), Denzel Washington (Training Day), Guy Pearce (Memento), Haley Joel Osment (AI: Artificial Intelligence)
Best actress: Naomi Watts (Mulholland Drive)
Honorable mentions: Nicole Kidman (Moulin Rouge and The Others), Sissy Spacek (In the Bedroom), Audrey Tautou (Amelie), Zhang Ziyi (The Road Home)
Best supporting actor: Steve Buscemi (Ghost World)
Honorable mentions: Sir Ian McKellan and Viggo Mortenson (The Lord of the Rings), Ben Kingsley (Sexy Beast), Jason Lee (Vanilla Sky), Joe Pantoliano (Memento), Nick Stahl (In the Bedroom), James Gandolfini (The Man Who Wasn’t There)
Best supporting actress: Marisa Tomei (In the Bedroom)
Honorable mentions: Carrie-Anne Moss (Memento), Frances McDormand (The Man Who Wasn’t There), Cameron Diaz (Vanilla Sky), Jennifer Connelly (A Beautiful Mind), Anjelica Huston (The Royal Tenenbaums)
Best ensemble: The cast of The Royal Tenenbaums
Worst actor: Kevin Spacey (K-PAX)
Worst actress: Angelina Jolie (Tomb Raider. She actually beat out Mariah Carey!)
Best actress in a bad movie: Gwyneth Paltrow (Shallow Hal)
Best actor in a bad movie: Robert De Niro (15 Minutes)
Worst actor in a good movie: Don Cheadle (Ocean’s Eleven)
Worst actress in a good movie: Heather Graham (Sidewalks of New York)
Most irritating actor at the movies this year: Chris Tucker (Rush Hour 2)
Suck my ass for wasting Jack Black award: Saving Silverman, Shallow Hal
Best song: “Angry Inch” (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)
Films least deserving of huge critical praise: Gosford Park, The Deep End, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Films least deserving of critical slagging: Freddy Got Fingered, Jeepers Creepers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Best special effects: Everything in The Lord of the Rings
Worst special effects: Everything in The Mummy Returns
Best cameo: Kevin Bacon (Novocaine)Best animal performance: Buckley the post-traumatically stressed dog (The Royal Tenenbaums)