The psychic told Harold heโ€™d soon discover the woman with whom heโ€™d spend the rest of his life. Harold was thrilled. At 48, he still lived with his mother and was ready to consider marriage. He was nervous. He hadnโ€™t dated since high school.

โ€œThatโ€™s because no oneโ€™s good enough for you,โ€ his mother said, folding his underwear.

Six months passed without meeting anyone. Another psychic predicted the same, but added, โ€œYouโ€™ve known her for years.โ€

Confused, he rushed home.

โ€œPsychics are full of it,โ€ he said.

โ€œNot necessarily,โ€ his mother smiled. โ€œDear, donโ€™t you think we need a bigger place?โ€

Kathy Welch, 46, is not a nut, though she plays one from time to time in local Brรผka theater productions. Welch said she likes to write about โ€œquirkyโ€ people. The KTVN Channel 4 sales assistant lives in Washoe Valley with her husband and a cat named Squeak. She hasnโ€™t done much imaginative writing, but recently she was turned on to putting words into satisfactory order by a creative writing class at Truckee Meadows Community College.

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