McQueen High School principal Amy Marable today suspended a student for expressing anger at fate while hospitalized at St. Maryโ€™s Hospital.

โ€œWhy is this fucking happening to me?โ€ said student Luther Christiansen Theodore Cleaver while being rolled into surgery for an appendectomy yesterday. Marable heard about the outcry from the boyโ€™s mother, who called McQueen to explain why he was not in school.

Marable gave the student a three-day suspension, which when linked to the upcoming weekend means the boy could be back in school as early as fucking Monday.

โ€œThe studentโ€™s comment was made during school hours, and so is actionable under the new Noah Christiansen rule, which allows me to penalize students for things they say out of school,โ€ Marable said.

Noah Christiansen is a student who was marked tardy for being out of school in a political protest on March 14โ€”and then was suspended for vulgar language in a telephone call to his U.S. House memberโ€™s office during the period of tardiness.

โ€œWe have been empowered to penalize students for their conduct outside the school environment,โ€ Marable said, explaining why she has also suspended a student who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge on Sunday. โ€œThis gives us the latitude we need to vent our frustrations with these kids.โ€

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