Gigantic flat screens tuned to a nature channel line the entrance of the warehouse store.

We joke about buying a new TV whenever we shop at Costco.

โ€œWe need a 60-incher. No thatโ€™s not big enough.โ€

Just kidding.

Since my family moved to Reno in 1993, weโ€™ve purchased two TVs that we still use. Oneโ€™s a 19-inch Sanyo. We used bunny ears to pick up local stations before the digital revolution. In 2003, we upgraded to an enormous 32-inch box, which is now attached to a nearly defunct five-disc DVD player.

The huge toy felt profligate, shameful. Before weโ€™d even plugged it in, I pictured it decaying on foreign soil, another hunk of exported e-waste. Environmentalists feel guilty about everythingโ€”shopping, driving, flying, flushing. Because I grew up in a religious household, Iโ€™m accustomed to existential self-loathing.

Both of our TVs are low-to-no def. Not a problem. Our movie collection consists mostly of films on VHS tape bought for $1 at yard sales.

I developed inexplicable big-screen lust on a recent Costco trek, while I snacked on samples of jalapeรฑo-artichoke dip on bagel chip and marinated tri-tip, pre-cooked, ready to serve.

Another couple gleefully pushed a 60-inch TV through the store on a flat cart. In line, they asked for a gift receipt.

โ€œIn case they want to return it for a bigger one,โ€ said the woman.

โ€œThis is for the out-laws, I mean, the in-laws,โ€ the man explained playfully.

His wife grinned. โ€œIโ€™m telling my mom you said that.โ€

They seemed giddy. Pleasurable activities produce beta-endorphins, which make a person feel good, good, good. Shopping for stuff can be as physically addicting as eating chocolate or taking drugs. It combats angst. A friend described her purchase of overpriced shoes, โ€œI was having a bad month.โ€

Maybe my antique electronics embarrass me. I recently watched The Joneses on our crappy TV. David Duchovny and Demi Moore star as the couple with whom all the neighbors want to โ€œkeep up.โ€ Turns out Mr. and Mrs. Jones are stealth marketers hired by the makers of perfume, sports cars, golf equipment, video games, frozen food and big-screen TVs. Along with two for-hire attractive teens, the fake family makes expensive stuff look cool. Wealthy neighbors buy the stuff. Everyoneโ€™s happy โ€™til theyโ€™re not.

The concept intrigues.

Weโ€™re programmed to buy. Media technology keeps us busy cheering, laughing and crying over its content so that weโ€™re distracted from its agendaโ€”selling stuff. We buy stuff because weโ€™re greedy consumers unconcerned about the havoc weโ€™re wreaking on Mommy Earth. Thatโ€™s the eco-guilt narrative. (Think Avatar, An Inconvenient Truth and Captain Planet.)

Yet, making me feel ashamed about my consumption may be counter-productive.

โ€œEnvironmentalist cautionary tales have had the opposite of their intended effect, provoking fatalism, conservatism and survivalism,โ€ write Michael Shellenberger and Ted Nordhaus in Break Through: From the Death of Environmentalism to the Politics of Possibility. People may respond to the โ€œearth warming/sky fallingโ€ threat by buying guns and beefed-up SUVs. Environmental writers see this, the authors write, and complain, โ€œthe public is irrational, in denial, or just plain foolish.โ€ Environmentalism loses its audience.

In another store, I overheard a woman with two young people, probably her children. They were hiking through housewares, between stacks of fluffy towels, futons and bar stools.

โ€œIf we lose the house,โ€ mom began, โ€œIโ€™m getting rid of everything. Weโ€™re going to start over with all new stuff.โ€

One girl was concerned.

โ€œDonโ€™t get rid of the horse painting, though,โ€ she said. โ€œBecause I really love it.โ€

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