We are now up to a sixth Saw film, and things get political
this time. The ever-clairvoyant but definitely dead Jigsaw (Tobin
Bell), with the help of a couple of folks who are actually living at
this point in the series, have concocted one of those elaborate,
ridiculously expensive death mazes for some new prey. I’m tired
of Jigsaw murdering people in the future after his death. I think we
need a Saw film where he travels into the past and screws with
his enemies’ ancestors. Surely if he could concoct all of these
elaborate death devices, the guy could put together some sort of
serious time machine? He could travel to dinosaur times, and put one of
those tape recorders in the stomach of a large, oft consumed mammal. He
could then murder cavemen in an attempt to ruin his future nemesis
bloodlines. OK … that would be one suck-ass film. But it would be
better, and perhaps more realistic, than the last five Saw
movies!

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