Itโ€™s time to call Bobby Zimmerman in to deal with the national health care (recent alias: health insurance) legislative initiative.

Bobby Zimmerman of Hibbing, Minn., (longtime alias: Bob Dylan) writes well if you include lyrics and memoirs. Heโ€™s a capitalist with moola, an aging wise man who understands cooperation and cooperatives, and he may even know a bit about drugs.

For sure, he knows pertinent questions and the political art of keeping answers vague. Witness this youthful Q & A: โ€œHow many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?โ€ and โ€œThe answer, my friend, is blowinโ€™ in the wind.โ€

Separate news items this year dealt with Bobby Z/D being taken for a suspicious character by a cop and allowing his โ€œBlowinโ€™ in the Windโ€ to be used in an advertisement.

Long Branch, N.J. Officer Kristie Buble picked up Z/D, scruffily dressed and sans ID, then took him to his hotel, where his manager vouched for him. She hadnโ€™t recognized him, but later said Z/D told her he understood why she needed to check him out.

Whoa, evidence of wisdom! No White House beer summons for these people. So weโ€™ve established Z/Dโ€™s cooperation bona fides and wisdom. What about the cooperative part?

Z/D is allowing his 1963 folk anthem to be used in an ad campaign for a 4.5 million membership British co-op called The Cooperative Group, which offers critical illness supplemental insurance coverage, among other things.

Now thereโ€™s talk the Obama administration may scuttle the health billโ€™s public โ€œoptionโ€ after a conservative uprising. A cooperative might replace it. And Sen. Kent Conrad, D-N.D., compares his health exchange co-op idea to the Associated Press.

Iโ€™m familiar with the AP and United Press International, which the AP basically buried. I worked for both as a younger man. One reason UPI declined as a major wire service was that the AP, a co-op, enjoyed tax advantages.

Here I digress to question talk of a level playing field. Democrats prefer the public โ€œoptionโ€ but may opt for the co-op to get their feet in the door with an anti-insurance industry alternative. Whichever. However, letโ€™s think.

Nevadans should understand the silliness of any notion that the house, over time, wonโ€™t stack odds via rules in its own favor. Call feds the casino and call insurance companies card counters. Any doubt about who, in the end, pulls out a blackjack and wins?

The level playing field whopper is as much a canard from the far left as the dufus โ€œdeath panelโ€ and rationing blather are from the far right. So, too, is the leftiesโ€™ claim that savings/efficiencies will cover a majority of health โ€œreformโ€ costs.

But Iโ€™m a realist, aware that Democrats have sufficient votes if they keep their ranks disciplined. It wonโ€™t surprise me if a public โ€œoptionโ€ or a co-op is in a health package signed by President Obama later this year.

So call in Z/D. He can writeโ€”if not necessarily singโ€”better than politicos and D.C. hired guns. He proved wiser dealing with a cop than your average Harvard professor. And he knows something about co-ops.

Conservatives may dither at turning to the โ€™60s anthem writer for help. But later in life Z/D wrote tradition-oriented lyrics. In his memoir he argued for family privacy and against media madness, showing conservative impulses.

I sayโ€”tongue firmly planted in cheekinessโ€”that we make Bobby Z/D chief health bill conference committee arbiter. He canโ€™t under-perform our defective elected reps.

And, my friend, he wonโ€™t be blowinโ€™ so much hot air downwind.

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