Come for the pizza, stay for the mural of Lake Michigan.
Come for the pizza, stay for the mural of Lake Michigan.

My grandfather had one strictly enforced food rule: Take all you want, but eat all you take. I have eyes bigger than my stomach, and have broken this rule time and again. My wifeโ€™s reproachful glare screams, โ€œYouโ€™re not really going to eat all that!โ€ Nine times out of 10, Iโ€™m a gold-star member of the clean-plate club, but not on a recent Saturday night at Windy City Pizzeria.

My wife, Kat, and I walked in and spent a long time enjoying the menu featuring humorously-named pizzas like the โ€œAl Caponeโ€”The Infamous Italianโ€ and โ€œBaby Face Nelsonโ€”Hawaiian.โ€ Windy City Pizzeria doesnโ€™t really concern itself too much with gourmet pizza, focusing instead on Chicago-style pizza. Raised in California, Iโ€™m used to barbecue chicken and Alfredo sauce creations, but I canโ€™t remember ever having Chicago-style, deep-dish pizza before.

Windy City Pizzeria touts its fresh crusts, fresh ingredients and a sweet and chunky sauce available on their deep-dish pizzas. The deep-dish pizzas take about 35 minutes to bake and are only available for dine-in. Kat and I ordered a small thin crust with cheese ($9.95) and a small deep dish โ€œElliot Nessโ€”Hot on the Trailโ€ ($16.95), which comes with sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and bell peppers. We ate in a dining space thatโ€™s set up for live music shows, and musicians were playing a fiddle and acoustic guitar. Everything, from the funky murals covering the walls to the acoustic music, made for a relaxing dining experience.

Our waitress promptly brought us out the cheese pizza. Being a glutton, I ate almost the whole thing. It was a very simple, but tasty pizza with a crunchy crust and light covering of sauce and cheese. Before the deep-dish arrived, I asked our server why it was only available for dine-in. Her smirk said, โ€œYou just wait and see.โ€ Shortly after, she brought out a silver dish, which housed the most substantial pizza I have ever seenโ€”better suited to a pan than a cardboard box.

Chicago natives have, from my description, confirmed the authenticity of this pizza. Its foundation is a thick, bready crust running along the bottom and up the sides of the pan, topped with a thin layer of cheese and then the toppings. The whole thing gets smothered in a sweet tomato sauce. After gorging on the cheese pizza, I had little room left for this one.

While a commanding force, the Elliot Ness wasnโ€™t a savory, meat-laden affair. I was thrown off by the sheer amount of sauce, its sweetness, and all the chunky tomatoes, which, to be fair, exactly matched the menu description. Kat and I ate a piece each and then wondered if a take-home box would be possible. It was, and our server encouraged us to reheat it in the oven the next day, claiming it would taste even better. I did, and she was right. The sweetness mellowed, and I was able to cut through the crust much easier with a steak knife than a Windy City Pizzeria table knife.

We left as the musicians were taking requests from the audience. I picked up my pizzaโ€”careful to lift with the legs and not with the backโ€”and walked out as the musicians wrapped up the John Prine song โ€œAngel from Montgomery.โ€ My wife and I then headed to the top of Windy Hill, where we were upset to find Renoโ€™s best make-out spot locked up for the evening.

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