Director David Zucker, the man who gave us Airplane for Christ’s sake, delivers what will hopefully be the low point in his spotty career. Ashton Kutcher stars as a sap left to guard his boss’s owl and house so, of course, everybody and their brother stops by to make a mess and pee on things. That’s it, that’s the plot. Carpets get soiled, owls hallucinate after drinking drugged toilet water, and Tara Reid stands around looking like a zombie. Terence Stamp, usually quite the cool actor, is a long way from his Superman villain days as the mean boss, and Andy Richter stops by to show off is folliculitis infected ass. Torture at every turn, and a good contender for the year’s worst film. It will make you very angry.
