Iโ€™m not sure what to make of all this โ€œlikingโ€ going on with Facebook. But I donโ€™t think I like it. (Itโ€™s great being a crusty old crab.)

I realize thereโ€™s an actual benefit of sorts in being liked on FB. Iโ€™m probably just being an old fart whoโ€™s semantically miffed here. But Iโ€™m also haunted by the specter that at any given time, youโ€™ve got a guy out there who has 328 friends on Facebook, but heโ€™s still thinking that the most positive thing he can do in order to solve his problems and the way that he currently feels is to go home and stick a gun in his mouth.

In his bitchinโ€™ new book, The Billy Bo Tapes: A Cave Full of Ghosts, Billy Bob Thornton tackles one of Americaโ€™s most puzzling social problems head on when he says, โ€œThis Twittering shit has really got to stop.โ€

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Another mindful quote from the late Adam Yauch, MCA of the Beastie Boys, who once said, โ€œIn a sense, what Western society teaches us is that if you get enough money, power and beautiful people to have sex with, thatโ€™s going to bring you happiness. Thatโ€™s what every commercial, every magazine, music, movie teaches us. Thatโ€™s a fallacy.โ€

That quote is from โ€™98, after Yauch, realizing he had now made enough money to be literally set for life, also realized that he wasnโ€™t especially happy, and turned his eyeballs towards the teachings of the eternally present troublemaker, the Buddha.

Then thereโ€™s the classic quote from modern American Master Mae West, who said, โ€œIโ€™ve been rich and Iโ€™ve been poor. Rich is better.โ€

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There were some appropriately memorable moments at the memorial service for newsman Travus T. Hipp this past weekend in Silver City. It was a typical Nevada Memorial Day, weather-wiseโ€”cold, blustery, with occasional showers and intermittent nastiness.

In other words, a jiffy day for a funeral, provided you remembered to wear your thermals. As Hippโ€™s simple pine coffin lay exposed in its final resting place in that ornery Silver City soil (a gravedigger in S.C. better have a well-maintained back or a well-maintained backhoe), there was a 21-gun salute, delivered by a group of seven old Comstock hippies who fired off three fairly unified volleys with their rifles/pistols. Between the first and second rounds, a visibly concerned cottontail was seen emerging from the target area, wondering WTF was going on with the sudden hail of hot lead.

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