The combination of good beer and funny jokes has a warm spot in my heart.
So sitting with a pitcher of Great Basin Brewing Companyโs famous Ichthyosaur IPAโ”Itโs not yucky, itโs Icky”โand watching the likes of Christian Reyes, Jim Fleming, John Ager and other established local comics act out their routines makes for a good night.
Great Basin has been hosting an open-mic comedy night every Thursday for about 10 years, says host and comedian David โRowieโ Rowand. The comics usually start performing around 9:30 p.m. and go until about 11 p.m.
โItโs a nice place to come out and try new stuff,โ Rowand says of the local comedy training ground. โThrow shit out and see if they laugh.โ
Thatโs exactly what he did last Thursday.
Rowand, while likeable, is about as crude as he is funny. On and off stage.
โDo you know whatโs the difference between a woman and a washing machine?โ he asks from the stage, staring directly at me. He waits till I squeak a nervous โNo.โ
The punchline was a joke patently offensive toward women.
Safe to say that this isnโt a place for the kiddies.
โWeโve got the Reno News & Review here today,โ Rowand tells the slightly-smaller-than-usual crowd of about 60 people. โWith the laptopโsurfing porn and writing a review.โ
Busted.
โEven if the shitโs not funny tonight, folks, just laugh,โ he says.
Fleming, Reyes, Rowand, Ager and a lot of other comics at Great Basin have performed all over. Theyโve done tours and had paying shows and all that jazz. Other comics, like DJ Dzarnoski, 22, are using Great Basin to get their start.
โI did it as a New Yearโs resolution thing. Screw it,โ says Dzarnoski. His first stand-up performance was at the Great Basin back in February. โThen I just got hooked on it.โ
โItโs nice to have the other comics here,โ says Dzarnoski. โBecause when your jokes donโt work, the comics will still laugh.โ
Dzarnoski was funny. He had a lot of masturbation jokes that shouldnโt go in print. Actually, Dzarnoskiโs jokes probably werenโt any cruder than the rest of the comics’.
But to their credit, the comedians at the Great Basin do have unique material. A steady stream of new comics get up to crack jokes. After a dozen comics and almost as many beers, itโs hard to remember every comicโs name.
โMy dad grew pigeons,โ one comic explains to the crowd, โAnd I realized Iโm gonna be fucked up later in life. The other day I dreamed I climbed up on a billboard and shit on a pigeon. Really.โ
This joke kills.
โMy mom doesnโt want me to date white girls. Sorry to this whole table,โ says Christian Reyes, pointing at a table of cute 20-something-year-olds. โShe says they donโt cook. Donโt clean. โฆโ
And he tops off the punchline with a joke thatโs patently offensive to women and Hispanics.
Ager comes on stage last, closing out the night with a little philosophy about violence.
โGangs. I donโt see whatโs so bad about gangs,โ he says. โYou donโt need to get rid of gangs. You just need to teach them to shoot better. They donโt shoot each other, theyโre hitting everything else.โ
