The crowd gets ribbled at Great Basin Open-Mic Comedy.
The crowd gets ribbled at Great Basin Open-Mic Comedy.

The combination of good beer and funny jokes has a warm spot in my heart.

So sitting with a pitcher of Great Basin Brewing Companyโ€™s famous Ichthyosaur IPAโ€””Itโ€™s not yucky, itโ€™s Icky”โ€”and watching the likes of Christian Reyes, Jim Fleming, John Ager and other established local comics act out their routines makes for a good night.

Great Basin has been hosting an open-mic comedy night every Thursday for about 10 years, says host and comedian David โ€œRowieโ€ Rowand. The comics usually start performing around 9:30 p.m. and go until about 11 p.m.

โ€œItโ€™s a nice place to come out and try new stuff,โ€ Rowand says of the local comedy training ground. โ€œThrow shit out and see if they laugh.โ€

Thatโ€™s exactly what he did last Thursday.

Rowand, while likeable, is about as crude as he is funny. On and off stage.

โ€œDo you know whatโ€™s the difference between a woman and a washing machine?โ€ he asks from the stage, staring directly at me. He waits till I squeak a nervous โ€œNo.โ€

The punchline was a joke patently offensive toward women.

Safe to say that this isnโ€™t a place for the kiddies.

โ€œWeโ€™ve got the Reno News & Review here today,โ€ Rowand tells the slightly-smaller-than-usual crowd of about 60 people. โ€œWith the laptopโ€”surfing porn and writing a review.โ€

Busted.

โ€œEven if the shitโ€™s not funny tonight, folks, just laugh,โ€ he says.

Fleming, Reyes, Rowand, Ager and a lot of other comics at Great Basin have performed all over. Theyโ€™ve done tours and had paying shows and all that jazz. Other comics, like DJ Dzarnoski, 22, are using Great Basin to get their start.

โ€œI did it as a New Yearโ€™s resolution thing. Screw it,โ€ says Dzarnoski. His first stand-up performance was at the Great Basin back in February. โ€œThen I just got hooked on it.โ€

โ€œItโ€™s nice to have the other comics here,โ€ says Dzarnoski. โ€œBecause when your jokes donโ€™t work, the comics will still laugh.โ€

Dzarnoski was funny. He had a lot of masturbation jokes that shouldnโ€™t go in print. Actually, Dzarnoskiโ€™s jokes probably werenโ€™t any cruder than the rest of the comics’.

But to their credit, the comedians at the Great Basin do have unique material. A steady stream of new comics get up to crack jokes. After a dozen comics and almost as many beers, itโ€™s hard to remember every comicโ€™s name.

โ€œMy dad grew pigeons,โ€ one comic explains to the crowd, โ€œAnd I realized Iโ€™m gonna be fucked up later in life. The other day I dreamed I climbed up on a billboard and shit on a pigeon. Really.โ€

This joke kills.

โ€œMy mom doesnโ€™t want me to date white girls. Sorry to this whole table,โ€ says Christian Reyes, pointing at a table of cute 20-something-year-olds. โ€œShe says they donโ€™t cook. Donโ€™t clean. โ€ฆโ€

And he tops off the punchline with a joke thatโ€™s patently offensive to women and Hispanics.

Ager comes on stage last, closing out the night with a little philosophy about violence.

โ€œGangs. I donโ€™t see whatโ€™s so bad about gangs,โ€ he says. โ€œYou donโ€™t need to get rid of gangs. You just need to teach them to shoot better. They donโ€™t shoot each other, theyโ€™re hitting everything else.โ€

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