Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

As far as I’m concerned, Michael Bay was on a bit of a roll with his last three films. I liked Bad Boys 2, and I thought The Island was pretty cool. And while I didn’t like the first Transformers all that much, it didn’t make me want to tear my face off while watching it, which had been my normal reaction to Bay films of the past. I’m back to face-tearing mode after Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. With this movie, Bay officially reenters the Land of the Suck. It’s an effort that cements his place in Cinematic Dickwad Hell. This guy is the biggest dipshit to ever be handed the reigns of a $200 million dollar movie. Shia LaBeouf returns for a big payday, and seems determined to convince us that he has no talent. Megan Fox returns as the girlfriend, and seems determined to show us she’s really hot. (OK … she succeeds.) Bad Michael Bay has returned, and he is evil.